btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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