So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
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due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
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My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.