She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
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Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
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Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.