did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
Operation Purity has been aborted
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
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You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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