so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
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Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
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I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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