All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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