a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
