Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
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My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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