WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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