He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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