Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
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She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
It's never too late to be topless.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
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Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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