Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
