I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
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I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
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Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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