just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
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im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
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Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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