That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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