im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
