Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
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I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
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I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm bleeding and have questions
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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