You work out of a Hotel?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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