it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
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Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
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My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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