I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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