Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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