i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
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But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
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