The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
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Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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