Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
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