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Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.

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(203): Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess. http://tfl.nu/gcqa

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What do you think she thinks of us?

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I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us

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(956): What do you think she thinks of us? (1-956): I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us http://tfl.nu/ul14

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she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.

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(708): she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween. http://tfl.nu/3m71

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there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.

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(352): there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up. http://tfl.nu/1vah

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I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.

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(706): I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face. http://tfl.nu/e8qy

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he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.

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(740): he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero. http://tfl.nu/6a8a

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(252): View more from North Carolina

she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?

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(252): she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her? http://tfl.nu/iav7

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I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.

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(209): I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting. http://tfl.nu/cws8

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(219): View more from Indiana

Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.

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(219): Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though. http://tfl.nu/18ka

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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested

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(201): she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested http://tfl.nu/bnqm

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(705): View more from Ontario

I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.

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(705): I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka. http://tfl.nu/tvfv

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All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you

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(904): All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you http://tfl.nu/8984

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I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..

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(503): I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows.. http://tfl.nu/u6a7

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The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering

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(401): The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering http://tfl.nu/kjma

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.

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(570): I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one. http://tfl.nu/0y92

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