im gay
i know
yea but for you.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
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Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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