Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
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The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
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Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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