i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
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I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
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List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?