it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
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The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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