He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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