is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
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Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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