You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
love makes seman taste better
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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