how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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