Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I can't trust your balls anymore.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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