So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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