i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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