I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
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DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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