I think I am morally bankrupt
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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