you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
