I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
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Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
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Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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