dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
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Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
soo... how was my night?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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