She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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