i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
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now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
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Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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