This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
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Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
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Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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