I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Do vagina's smell?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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