what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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