Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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