We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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