i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
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So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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