Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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