Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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