I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
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just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
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Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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