even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
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i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
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I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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